“Youve been drinking. Lets go before I become the asshole prick you think I am.”

“Theres no other way to look at you. Youre the definition of beauty.”

“You’ve been drinking. Let’s go before I become the asshole prick you think I am.”

“There’s no other way to look at you. You’re the definition of beauty.”

“Let me rephrase. He took a seething step toward me. When it comes to you I dont like to share.”

“He put the knuckles of his fist to the table, leaned toward Niles and spoke quietly, cuttingly, in his rough, gravelly voice.Fucked her last night, man, and this morning. Five times. Five. It was l...”

“She nodded, grabbed her purse out of the drawer and skedaddled, walking like she was on a catwalk, one foot in front of the other, her ass swaying under the skirt of her expensive, tailored suit.Bi...”

“We play and tease, butdarn ithe has not dragged me into the rain and kissed me senseless yet. And that's how it's supposed to happen. I know; I read romance novels.”

“We play and tease, but―darn it―he has not dragged me into the rain and kissed me senseless yet. And that's how it's supposed to happen. I know; I read romance novels.”

“I love to laugh. Specially at myself. Sometimes I spend hours doing it.”

“I am in the prime of my womanhood, nunga-nungas poised and trembling (attractively). Lips puckered up and in peak condition for a snogging fest.”

“Wisdom of the Ages: "Unsuccessful pick-up lines" 'My parole ends today, let's celebrate!”