That Reagan shaped mechanical gadget in the metal box that made you jump like a little sissy boy, Joe, that is the heart and soul of what the flagnJebus crowd is scared of so bad they cant even think about him existing. He looked at Joe, waiting for an aha! that didnt come. That whole wing of modern conservatism lives for, on, about, with, in, and by the idea that everything is happening via supernatural powers and that the devil is powerful and has to be fought. Modern science totally spoils that because it gives people so much power but not from supernatural sources. No God in the instruments, you know?So with modern tech we can make Ronald Reagan appear to come back from the grave, but to do it with modern tech leaves no need for spirits or sacred words or miracles or any other flavor of magic. Which only re emphasizes what theyre most afraid of: living in a world where nobody paints the sky blue every morning, or leaves quarters for teeth, or made platypi as a joke, or decided to sculpt the Grand Canyon, or took granny to heaven to make chocolate chip cookies for the angels. Nobody, nobody, nobody. So since their theology wont let me bring in a Robo Jesus to call forth Robo Reagan, like sort of a Robo Lazarus, and they really want this, like so many people dowell, it cant come from nobody, it has to come from somebody, and the somebody cant be God.Well, if the devil is anything, hes somebody.Joe was still sputtering. But itI mean, theyre going to think its coming out of Hell! Literal capital H real place Hell!Well, exactly. Think about how much that proves. If theres a Hell and a Devil, theres also a Heaven and a God. Once they have their Reagan back all they have to do is pray over him a little, drive the devil out, accept the blessing of a restored Reagan on behalf of God, and theyre good to go. God forgives crazier shit than that all the time.

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