“... they only trusted the wisdom of people brighter and more worldly than themselves when it was expressed in the vocabulary and style of rural idiots. In his guise as Brazenydol, he had once had a...”

“That Reagan shaped mechanical gadget in the metal box that made you jump like a little sissy boy, Joe, that is the heart and soul of what the flagnJebus crowd is scared of so bad they cant even thi...”

“Of course you would, Mitt," Reagan said. "Well, Im glad we understand each other, and I think your father would be proud of you being in his old spot, and I want you to know that when Im choosing m...”

“Where did you find construction guys swapping dirty jokes in proto-Nmenorean? Aura asked.On construction sites. Is that coffee ready?”

“Mitt Romney's first interview with Zombie Reagan: Mitt Romney came in with cheerful assurance, because he wasnt capable of anything else. Let me first welcome you back to this side of the veil, Mr...”

“Of course you would, Mitt," Reagan said. "Well, I’m glad we understand each other, and I think your father would be proud of you being in his old spot, and I want you to know that when I’m choosing...”

“I don't see money as evil or good: how can illusion be evil or good? But I don't see heroin or meth as evil or good, either. Which is more addictive & debilitating, money or meth? Attachment to ill...”

“But even a medicine man like myself has to have some money, because you force me to live in your make-believe world where I can't get along without it.”

“To be the master of tomorrow's dreams, you must first be the servant of today's planning.”

“Doctrines provide an architecture for both Republican and Democrat presidents to carry out policies.”

“There are three species of government: republican, monarchical, and despotic.”

“A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.”