“If love makes the world go around, then money greases the axles.”

“I have never met a politician who has exceeded my low expectations of them.”

“The prerequisite for a banker is Strait As and no talent.”

“I have a face for radio and a voice for writing.”

“Exceed expectations" is such a lispy term. I hope that it never infiltrates the bedroom or sport.”

“Never confuse determination with arrogance. Arrogance will look down on you, determination will run over you.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.”

“The sense of tragedy - according to Aristotle - comes, ironically enough, not from the protagonist's weak points but from his good qualities. Do you know what I'm getting at? People are drawn deepe...”

“The irony of life is that those who wear masks often tell us more truths than those with open faces.”