“If love makes the world go around, then money greases the axles.”

“I have never met a politician who has exceeded my low expectations of them.”

“I have a face for radio and a voice for writing.”

“Exceed expectations" is such a lispy term. I hope that it never infiltrates the bedroom or sport.”

“Never confuse determination with arrogance. Arrogance will look down on you, determination will run over you.”

“I would prefer to try and fail than to not try at all.”

“How long will it be necessary to pay City men so entirely out of proportion to what other servants of society commonly receive for performing social services not less useful or difficult?”

“In this world”

“Central Bankers are driving us to Hell in a vehicle We are paying the installments on”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”

“Hide not your talents, they for use were made,What's a sundial in the shade?”

“The person born with a talent they are meant to use will find their greatest happiness in using it. ”

“Talent is extremely common. What is rare is the willingness to endure the life of the writer.”