“If love makes the world go around, then money greases the axles.”

“The prerequisite for a banker is Strait As and no talent.”

“I have a face for radio and a voice for writing.”

“Exceed expectations" is such a lispy term. I hope that it never infiltrates the bedroom or sport.”

“Never confuse determination with arrogance. Arrogance will look down on you, determination will run over you.”

“I would prefer to try and fail than to not try at all.”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you...”

“Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.”

“On the night of New Years Day, I thought of a wonderful New Years resolution for the men who run the world: get to know the people who only live in it.”

“The difference between a politician and a statesman is that a politician thinks about the next election while the statesman think about the next generation.”

“He was a consummate politician-- which is to say he was given to expedient speech and lacked even a vestigial spine.”