“Yet I am stuck in the idea of romance, a dreamer; I want to actually fall in love with a man, then marry him”

“It was time to bring out the world destructive weapons. It was now time to hit him where it would do the biggest damage, his pride.”

“Emotions are messy.”

“Abby wouldn't want you to suffer because of some jerk that kidnapped her. She would want you to go on your trip so that she would have fun torturing you for not being a puddle on the ground with a ...”

“Lord of the Muck.”

“Once I had her hand, I never wanted to let go of her.”

“Quiet the mind, and the soul will speak.”

“No one can escape karma. Two events which may, at first, seem disconnected can be karmically connected. After all, karma works on a spiritual level which may manifest itself physically in a myriad ...”

“If you send out goodness from yourself, or if you share that which is happy or good within you, it will all come back to you multiplied ten thousand times. In the kingdom of love there is no compet...”

“You're stubborn- anyone ever tell you that before?”

“Wouldn't want to miss a war, would I?”

“In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments.”