“Yet I am stuck in the idea of romance, a dreamer; I want to actually fall in love with a man, then marry him”

“It was time to bring out the world destructive weapons. It was now time to hit him where it would do the biggest damage, his pride.”

“Emotions are messy.”

“Dear Karma, I really hate you right now, you made your point.”

“Lord of the Muck.”

“Once I had her hand, I never wanted to let go of her.”

“Don't cry over someone who wouldn't cry over you.”

“Eventually something you love is going to be taken away. And then you will fall to the floor crying. And then, however much later, it is finally happening to you: youre falling to the floor crying ...”

“Weeping is not the same thing as crying. It takes your whole body to weep, and when it's over, you feel like you don't have any bones left to hold you up.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“The Ice Cream Cone CharmYou Will Never Work A Day Once You Discover A Passion That Makes Your Life Rich & Sweet”

“I guess ice cream is one of those things that are beyond imagination”