“Yet I am stuck in the idea of romance, a dreamer; I want to actually fall in love with a man, then marry him”

“It was time to bring out the world destructive weapons. It was now time to hit him where it would do the biggest damage, his pride.”

“Emotions are messy.”

“Dear Karma, I really hate you right now, you made your point.”

“Abby wouldn't want you to suffer because of some jerk that kidnapped her. She would want you to go on your trip so that she would have fun torturing you for not being a puddle on the ground with a ...”

“Once I had her hand, I never wanted to let go of her.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“Have you ever dealt with people who have lost everything in just an hour? In the morning you leave the house where your wife, your children, your parents live. You return and you find a smoking pit...”

“Success is the best revenge.”

“Revenge sex is not something we seek, but once in your mouth it can be liberating if you just swallow.”