“When all else fails, there is music. When that fails you, there is beer.”

“A life that is happy and has no money, is better then a life unhappy with money.”

“People think I am younger then I really am,because I act so immature.”

“Eye Amost Evr Spel Ah Werd Wong Annymoe, sinc eye goat alto pel”

“Be careful when you ask Karma for something that you have always wanted. When I was young, I asked to be surrounded by beautiful women. Now I have a wife and four daughters.”

“Women. You have to love them the way they are or they'll drive you insane.”

“To begin with, I dined there on Monday, and once a week is quite enough to dine with one's own relations.”

“You can find your way across this country using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars.”

“The trouble with eating Italian is that 5 or 6 days later, you're hungry again.”

“work at our responsibility as parents as if everything in life counted on it, because in fact everything in life does count on it.”

“Happiness [is] only real when shared”

“That's what people do who love you. They put their arms around you and love you when you're not so lovable.”