“A woman's apathy is far more devastating than her wrath.”

“Golden Arches' are the gateway to the afterlife.”

“Hope is the privilege of the weak.”

“It is important to correct bad behavior one toe at a time.”

“Life is a beautiful thing. Plant it in the ground, and it blooms into opportunity, capice?”

“I suppose belief is there to prevent people from thinking.”

“I envy people that know love. That have someone who takes them as they are.”

“Souls are flowers, only God has the right to pluck them. But those who commit suicide: their souls are the rotten blossoms of devil's garden.”

“We live in a dark and romantic and quite tragic world.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”

“We accept the love we think we deserve.”

“All Earthquakes and Disasters are warnings theres too much corruption in the world ”

“Its only when youre at the bottom of the ladder that you ascend.”