“A woman's apathy is far more devastating than her wrath.”

“All life is in vain, for Death makes a nonsense of pain.”

“Golden Arches' are the gateway to the afterlife.”

“It is important to correct bad behavior one toe at a time.”

“Life is a beautiful thing. Plant it in the ground, and it blooms into opportunity, capice?”

“I suppose belief is there to prevent people from thinking.”

“I envy people that know love. That have someone who takes them as they are.”

“Souls are flowers, only God has the right to pluck them. But those who commit suicide: their souls are the rotten blossoms of devil's garden.”

“We live in a dark and romantic and quite tragic world.”

“Nothing is as it seems, but something is everything it is made out to be.”

“Without feelings of respect, what is there to distinguish men from beasts?”

“You'd be surprised how easy some things can be, things you never thought you'd do, when you take self-respect out of the equation.”