“A woman's apathy is far more devastating than her wrath.”

“All life is in vain, for Death makes a nonsense of pain.”

“Golden Arches' are the gateway to the afterlife.”

“Hope is the privilege of the weak.”

“It is important to correct bad behavior one toe at a time.”

“Life is a beautiful thing. Plant it in the ground, and it blooms into opportunity, capice?”

“Nothing is as it seems, but something is everything it is made out to be.”

“Without feelings of respect, what is there to distinguish men from beasts?”

“You'd be surprised how easy some things can be, things you never thought you'd do, when you take self-respect out of the equation.”