“Basically, everyone thinks--knows--how sweet I am.Emma, you threw my sister through hurricane-proof glass.”

“There are only three rules in life. Traffic is real, Fire Burns and You Cannot Fly”

“Monsters excite us in this way or that.They make our pulse thrum and steal lives from the cat!They're frightening creatures, one peek and you'll see.Yet life without monsters, how dull it would be....”

“I glance at him. He's looking at me, his expression every bit as expectant as I feel. I hate this little game of ours. Maybe because I'm no good at it. He won't tell me more unless I ask. Curiosity...”

“I love to laugh. Specially at myself. Sometimes I spend hours doing it.”

“I am in the prime of my womanhood, nunga-nungas poised and trembling (attractively). Lips puckered up and in peak condition for a snogging fest.”

“Wisdom of the Ages: "Unsuccessful pick-up lines" 'My parole ends today, let's celebrate!”

“Those who work, knows the strength of labour.”

“I only have so much willpower, Helen," he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've ever seen, I'm going to have to ask you to get under the cove...”

“I'm infatuated with you, I cannot deny it. Physically speaking, you're a very attractive man. But I don't like you, the vast majority of the time. So far as I can gather, you behave abominably in p...”