“Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same.”

“Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies.”

“Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance if your guests happen to be cannibals, and you, the unsuspecting entree.”

“A pigs and pain, until you really get to know 'em. Then he's a paid with the soul.”

“Analyzing dreams is much like walking on water. There are a limited number of people who do it well.”

“Booze and boys, ain't nothing in the universe that'll make a girl stupid faster.”

“I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it ...”

“Never Give up, never surrender.”

“Several Terminal Policy readers got together to tell Raker jokes: - Raker CAN piss into the wind. - Raker donates a lot of blood to the Red Cross -- just never his own. - Superman wears Raker paj...”

“There was no one alive who did not contribute his share of mystery to the world.”