“Having sex multiple times on the first sleepover does not count as more than one date”

“Never sleep with a lady only once, especially in the case of an older lady.-'Rhett ”

“Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles”

“Wouldn’t you rather play chess, Ma’am?....It’s less destructive of clothes.”

“Wouldn’t you rather play chess, Ma’am?....It’s less destructive of clothes.”

“A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.”

“If you do not apologize to Lady Honoria, Marcus said, his voice so mild as to be terrifying, I will kill you.There was a collective gasp, and Daisy faked a swoon, sliding elegantly into Iris, who p...”

“Where was his knife, upon which he relied? He had cut cheese for their noonday meal, and had packed the knife away with the cheese.Aillas said: 'Sir, before we continue with this matter, may I offe...”

“Listen carefully. I'd crush you like a bug for causing my wife one single moment of pain. Believe it. Fear it. ”

“Eve: What is it about asking you Catholic questions that gets you all jumpy?Roarke: You'd be jumpy, too, if I asked you things that make you feel the hot breath of hell at your back.Eve: You're not...”

“Roarke: The bodies of the three men were found floating in the Chattahoochee River.Eve: I think it'd be embarrassing to be dead in the Hoochie-Coochie River.Roarke: ChattahoocheeEve: What's the dif...”