5 quotes found
“Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles”
“Wouldnt you rather play chess, Maam?....Its less destructive of clothes.”
“Wouldn’t you rather play chess, Ma’am?....It’s less destructive of clothes.”
“Never sleep with a lady only once, especially in the case of an older lady.-'Rhett ”
“Having sex multiple times on the first sleepover does not count as more than one date”
