“Why is it that all cars are women?" he asked. "Because they're fussy and demanding," answered Zee. "Because if they were men, they'd sit around and complain instead of getting the job done," I told...”

“You are a sick, sick man, I told him.Thank you, Ben replied, looking modest.”

“For Adam, screwed-up bonding thing or not, Id wait forever.Really? he asked in a tone Id never heard from him before. Softer. Vulnerable. Adam didnt do vulnerable.Really what? I asked.Despite the w...”

“Such a small thing to cause so much trouble.”

“One more month," he said finally. "And then theyand Samuel, toowill just have to get used to it. His eye is the color of a bitch with dark chocolate, worst few years and he leaned forward. "And you...”

“Food was good, company better, and if I had been a cat, I'd have preferred.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”