“In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.”

“Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.”

“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”

“Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had mor...”

“For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.”

“Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.”

“We accept the love we think we deserve.”

“All Earthquakes and Disasters are warnings theres too much corruption in the world ”

“Its only when youre at the bottom of the ladder that you ascend.”

“What work a person does to earn a viable income shapes their thinking patterns, buttresses their sense of self-worth, and affects how they adapt to predictable and unpredictable obstacles.”

“You will act like the sort of person you conceive yourself to be.”

“Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are.”