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“I gave up on cussing - I'd run out of words filthy enough - and just started praying.”
“I stared up at the sky and raised my middle finger, just in case God was watching. I don't like being spied on.”
“Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.”
“Thats when I have to ask him. Can you really talk like that? Being holy and all?What? Because Im a priest? He finishes the dregs of his coffee. Sure. God knows whats important.”
“Keep driving," said a soft voice in my ear. "She will not bite if you keep driving."Fuck that. Fuck that idea like the fucking Captain of the Thai Fuck Team fucking at the fucking Tour de Fuck.”
“I think, generally speaking, that children have a knack for picking up curse words. Having said that, my brother and I (although admittedly, it was I who displayed a higher level of fluency) took t...”
“The air in my home is heavy with my mom's unhappiness. And her exhaustion. And her sheer dissatisfaction with her life. And I hate it. I can be up in my room when she's in the kitchen below and I f...”
“When I finally did confront Mr. Arcott, after my return to Falchester, he had the cheek to try and argue that his intellectual thievery had been a compliment and a favor. After all, it meant my wor...”
“That’s when I have to ask him. “Can you really talk like that? Being holy and all?”“What? Because I’m a priest?” He finishes the dregs of his coffee. “Sure. God knows what’s important.”