“My greatest strength is an unfocused mind. This is because while you are all thinking of one idea, Im thinking of five different ideas. My greatest weakness however is an unfocused mind. This is be...”

“My limits know me well enough to stay out of my way.”

“No religion can fully accept another religion, thats the one belief all religions share”

“I wouldnt have minded school if they taught you important things like how to have good sex and what brand of wine is the best But for some reason they were hell bent on teaching me algebra”

“I hope I can never trust my wife. If I trust her it means I know her. If I know her it means I understand her. If I understand her it means I can control her, and if I can control her it would make...”

“The other day, a friend of a friend said that everyone started out as girls, but boys evolved But dont worry girls, I hit him.”

“He had spent much of his childhood perched on the coast, with the taste of salt in the air: this was a place of woodland and river, mysterious and secretive in a different way from St. Mawes, the l...”

“A dull, decent people, cherishing and fortifying their dullness behind a quarter of a million bayonets.”

“[The official prosecutors] ... were more vengeful on behalf of our injuries than I myself could ever be.”

“There will be no more British guys. Unless they are members of the royal family, of course. ”

“There will be no more British guys. Unless they are members of the royal family, of course.”

“I have decided to stick to love...Hate is too great a burden to bear.”

“Hate the sin, love the sinner.”

“The opposite of love is not hate, its apathy, when you simply don't bother about that person!”