“My greatest strength is an unfocused mind. This is because while you are all thinking of one idea, Im thinking of five different ideas. My greatest weakness however is an unfocused mind. This is be...”

“My limits know me well enough to stay out of my way.”

“No religion can fully accept another religion, thats the one belief all religions share”

“I wouldnt have minded school if they taught you important things like how to have good sex and what brand of wine is the best But for some reason they were hell bent on teaching me algebra”

“The other day, a friend of a friend said that everyone started out as girls, but boys evolved But dont worry girls, I hit him.”

“Hating Britain is a fundamental part of being British”

“I have a tendency to want to understand everything people say and everything I hear, both at work and outside, even at a distance, even if its one of the innumerable languages I dont know, even if ...”

“We need to be able to control - erm, guide the masses that can't help control themselves.”

“The purpose of religion is tocontrol yourself, not to criticiseothers.”

“I sought to hear the voice of God and climbed the topmost steeple, but God declared: "Go down again - I dwell among the people.”

“We limit ourselves and God who wants to work through us”

“God can only work through those who have totally identified themselves with His will and purpose”