“Did you let him know that if he can't see fit to return your blow job immediately, you will have no choice but to sue?”

“Weight doesnt matter. It really doesnt. I mean, it does if youre a model or whatever.”

“There will be no more British guys. Unless they are members of the royal family, of course.”

“Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that youve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you sa...”

“As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.”

“I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there i...”

“I put on a show of confidence as often as I could, but inside, I was a befuddled mess. I secretly wished my mother would live forever. - Merrick Delmar”