“Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.”

“It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.”

“I don't like lollipops.”

“A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.”

“Ambition had a price, and that price was friendship.”

“I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?”

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”

“Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject. You to take me, she replied at once. Not gonna happen! I spat, squ...”

“Ah, when love dies, women lose two and a half inches in height.”

“We all know that when the lights are out all women are the same height!”

“Some girls are intimidated by my height, obviously. But a lot of girls do like it, so that's cool.”