I don't like lollipops.
Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl.
“Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.”
“It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.”
“A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.”
“Ambition had a price, and that price was friendship.”
“I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?”
“Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.”
“I don't like lollipops.”
“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”
“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”
“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”