“Did you think you could stop me? I'll burn the world down to save her.”

“Me and Katy look adorkable in extraterrestrialhighway shirts. You would just look stupid. You can thank me later.”

“What kind of motel sells condoms?" "My favorite kind of motel?”

“I promise you that this isn't going to be our future, Kitten. I will give that to youa normal life."Her eyes glistened. "I dont expect a normal life. I just expect a life with you”

“He'll burn the world for her”

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”

“Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject. You to take me, she replied at once. Not gonna happen! I spat, squ...”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”