“Did you think you could stop me? I'll burn the world down to save her.”

“What kind of motel sells condoms?" "My favorite kind of motel?”

“I promise you that this isn't going to be our future, Kitten. I will give that to youa normal life."Her eyes glistened. "I dont expect a normal life. I just expect a life with you”

“Nancy was so thrilled, I thought she was going to kiss meand I thought I was actually going to have to hit a chick.”

“He'll burn the world for her”

“Did you think you could stop me? I'll burn the world down to save her.”

“While you're deep in something, you never say or do what you need to. It's always after the fact, when it's too late, that you realize what you should've said or done.”

“Did you think you could stop me? I'll burn the world down to save her.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”