“I have this condition I call impromptu senility. I cant remember a damn thing when I dont want to.”

“You know, every bad guy was once good until he crossed a line. I dont think they come out of the womb being assholes.”

“I have this condition I call impromptu senility. I can’t remember a damn thing when I don’t want to.”

“Good shot.”“Not really. I was aiming for his balls.”

“You know, every bad guy was once good until he crossed a line. I don’t think they come out of the womb being assholes.”

“Close your eyes and relax. One kiss. I dont bite. His hand brushed her cheek. At least not hard.Thats a joke, right? Because I have proof you do bite hard.”

“And I like the light-up.The what?The light-up, hed say. You know, that look people get when they finally realize youre for real. Its like electricity. It makes me tingle all over. Like a blanket fu...”

“Were going down to the Margarita Grill to smell the lobster, then were going to watch the sunrise, and in between well probably have hot, unsafe animal sex.”

“Don't get your panties in such a twist... and give me back mine.”

“Listen, I'm bossy. I can't help it. It's who I am and what I do. I'm pushy and I like to take over. But I'm going to work really hard not to do so much and your going to try and accept me the way I...”

“Possess. Have. Hold. Enjoy. Control. Dominate. Pick your verb, Ms. Fairchild. I intend to explore so very many of them.”

“Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.”

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”

“Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject. You to take me, she replied at once. Not gonna happen! I spat, squ...”