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“Good shot.Not really. I was aiming for his balls.”
“Close your eyes and relax. One kiss. I dont bite. His hand brushed her cheek. At least not hard.Thats a joke, right? Because I have proof you do bite hard.”
“And I like the light-up.The what?The light-up, hed say. You know, that look people get when they finally realize youre for real. Its like electricity. It makes me tingle all over. Like a blanket fu...”
“Were going down to the Margarita Grill to smell the lobster, then were going to watch the sunrise, and in between well probably have hot, unsafe animal sex.”
“Beautiful is sick, so were here to smother her back to health.”
“was starting to raise my hand in a thumbs-down gesture, so he said, Okay, okay! If we dont drink blood, we look really pale. Regardless of our ethnicity or geographic location or exposure to the su...”
“Beautiful is sick, so we’re here to smother her back to health.”
“Good shot.”“Not really. I was aiming for his balls.”
“Close your eyes and relax. One kiss. I don’t bite.” His hand brushed her cheek. “At least not hard.”“That’s a joke, right? Because I have proof you do bite hard.”
“And I like the light-up.”“The what?”“The light-up,” he’d say. “You know, that look people get when they finally realize you’re for real. It’s like electricity. It makes me tingle all over. Like a b...”
“We’re going down to the Margarita Grill to smell the lobster, then we’re going to watch the sunrise, and in between we’ll probably have hot, unsafe animal sex.”
“was starting to raise my hand in a thumbs-down gesture, so he said, “Okay, okay! If we don’t drink blood, we look really pale. Regardless of our ethnicity or geographic location or exposure to the ...”
