37 quotes found
“I really should come with a warning label.”
“Apparently I couldnt even pretend to be normal.”
“Apparently I couldn’t even pretend to be normal.”
“...Life is much simpler if you dont notice anything....”
“...Life is much simpler if you don’t notice anything....”
“UNDERTAKER! the head boomed. BOY, DO I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU!”
“Other than the voices in my head, I think Im pretty normal.”
“Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebodys telling you to keep your mind clear?”
“You cant believe in fate only when it sends you something you want, only when things turn out right. You have to accept what fate sends you or doesnt send you, no matter whether or not you like it.”
“Your dad and I have been talking.You need to stop that. The marriage will last longer.”
“If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong.”
“I figured it is always better to be unpopular by your own choice.”
“You know, my main goal in life is trying not to end up in a straightjacket.”
“ "Well-- I dont know-- the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope."”
“I dont believe it! Youre still interested in the girl, despite the fact that she might be some kind of alien. Does this sickness of yours have any bounds?”
“All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know Im being judged.”
“Ive always found wildlife very calming-- except when animals are eating each other, of course.”
“Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?”
“Some people are born to weirdness, Jerry said, and others have weirdness thrust upon them.”
“Librarians are notorious snitchesdont let anybody convince you otherwise.”
“You have to figure that there is something seriously wrong with somebody who wants to enter a profession that deals with whether people are screwing enough. Dealing with spirits, spooks, and demons...”
“It was at this time that I formed one of my own insights: it was strange how intelligent people, like Raffles, without being asked, freely spout off their insights and actually expect less intellig...”
“It is not easy being trapped in a school that is caught between cornfields and cows.”
