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“It wasnt human nature to leave things alone. It was normal for people to try to fix things that didnt need to be fixed; or, infinitely worse, trying to fix things that were broken, because some thi...”
“UNDERTAKER! the head boomed. BOY, DO I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU!”
“I have never been reduced to begging somebody to leave me alone, but in your case Ill make an exception.”
“...Life is much simpler if you don’t notice anything....”
“Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.”
“Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?”
“You can’t believe in fate only when it sends you something you want, only when things turn out right. You have to accept what fate sends you or doesn’t send you, no matter whether or not you like it.”
“"Well-- I don’t know-- the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope."”
“I don’t believe it! You’re still interested in the girl, despite the fact that she might be some kind of alien. Does this sickness of yours have any bounds?”
“All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know I’m being judged.”
“I’ve always found wildlife very calming-- except when animals are eating each other, of course.”
“Some people are born to weirdness,” Jerry said, “and others have weirdness thrust upon them.”
“Librarians are notorious snitches—don’t let anybody convince you otherwise.”
“Apparently I couldn’t even pretend to be normal.”
“UNDERTAKER!” the head boomed. “BOY, DO I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU!”
“It wasn’t human nature to leave things alone. It was normal for people to try to fix things that didn’t need to be fixed; or, infinitely worse, trying to fix things that were broken, because some t...”
“Your dad and I have been talking.”“You need to stop that. The marriage will last longer.”
