“...Life is much simpler if you dont notice anything....”

“You cant believe in fate only when it sends you something you want, only when things turn out right. You have to accept what fate sends you or doesnt send you, no matter whether or not you like it.”

“If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong.”

“ "Well-- I dont know-- the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope."”

“I dont believe it! Youre still interested in the girl, despite the fact that she might be some kind of alien. Does this sickness of yours have any bounds?”

“Ive always found wildlife very calming-- except when animals are eating each other, of course.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”

“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”