8 quotes found
“Crazy gets all the knives.”
“Parthenogenesis means never having your mother tell you to stop doing that or you'll go blind.”
“I really dont think you should put your hand inside the manticore, dear. You dont know where its been. Enid Healy”
“I really don’t think you should put your hand inside the manticore, dear. You don’t know where it’s been. —Enid Healy”
“The problem with people who say monsters don't really exist is that they're almost never saying it to the monsters." Alice Healy”
“Growing up in my family meant ambushes on your birthday, crossbows for Christmas, and games of dodge ball where the balls were occasionally rigged to explode. It also meant learning how to work you...”
“Anyone who thinks cryptozoology is the study of the impossible has never really taken a very good look at the so-called "natural world." Once you get past the megamouth sharks, naked mole rats, and...”
“The Argentine tango isn't here to play nicely with the other children. The Argentine tango is here to seduce your women, spill things on your rug, and sneak out your bedroom window in the middle of...”