5 quotes found
“Free drinks have no carbs.”
“You should seriously get a job planning dates for The Bachelor.”
“I bring the girl to a museum, try to show her a little culture, and she turns a Chihuly into a giant phallus.”
“If youre going to be a dickhead, at least have the courtesy of doing it while I have a drink in my hand so I can throw it in your face!”
“If you’re going to be a dickhead, at least have the courtesy of doing it while I have a drink in my hand so I can throw it in your face!”
