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“I consider whoever my words land on to be my target, thats why I like flash fiction, its a lot like using a shotgun.”
“New from Ronco, the Zomb-Matic adjustable dead. Choose how much of uncle Willy comes back to eat you!!! People like it when they have some control over how quickly they are consumed by guilt, or a ...”
“They say that time is relative. I think the way it's treating me it's a distant one, maybe a bad uncle, and not welcome in my house this Christmas!!”
“I consider whoever my words land on to be my target, that’s why I like flash fiction, it’s a lot like using a shotgun.”
