18 quotes found
“What can I say? Death is messy. And she had it coming.”
“A grumpy vampire is a homicidal vampire. Hungry ones were even worse.”
“This is a great time to shut up and kiss me." To her delight, Blake obliged.”
“A gold cage is still a cage.-King David IOh, go cry in a bag of money.-Queen Christina”
“Leave it to a vampire to think a healthy guy in his late thirties or early forties was on his deathbed.”
“I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did.”
“Have you lost your teeny tiny mind, you too-tall, too-skinny, too-crazy jerk?Oh, look whos talking, Miss Lets Blunder Around the Time Stream and Hang the Consequences! Thanks to you, weve got a dea...”
“You don't scare me, Cadence Jones. I've lived with crazy, I've ridden with crazy, I've vacationed with crazy, I've visited crazy in various hospitals, I've sat in on therapy sessions with crazy. Fr...”
“I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago.""Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers madly. "Bring two!" then, more quietly,"You want a neck massage? A bedtime st...”
“He's all right. His hair is cute."Jonas froze, his lobster fork halfway to his mouth. " Oh my God, you're in love.""I'm not in love.""'his hair is cute'? You never say anything nice about anyone. C...”
“Fredrika Bimm, what do you think you're doing?""Freaking out. Losing my mind. Thinking about snapping your husband's spine. Squashing the urge to vomit. Wishing I had died at childbirth.""Oh, you s...”
“You may stay. But Jessica, please watch what you say and do. Don't look them in the eyes for long. Speak only when spoken to. Yes, sir; yes, ma'am.""Sit up. Arf," I teased."What about her?" Jessica...”
“He turned to her and pressed a kiss to the corner of her mouth. When he spoke his deep voice vibrated all through her. 'I. Remember. Everything.”
“How's your grandpa?""Still worried that your blackness will infect me.""That's the plan. First you, then all the other blondes, and then on to brunettes and redheads. Once we have the womenfolk, al...”
“I used to be a model and a medical test subject, though never at the same time. And since we didn't have much money when I was a kid, I know how to fish and hunt for my supper. And I used to win aw...”
“I once came back from a book tour where sleek black cars driven by nice men in black suits waited for me at every hotel, took me to every signing, brought me back, opened car doors for me. They wer...”
“I always knew I'd keep at it with the plodding doggedness that I used to master lump-less gravy and wriggle out of fitness classes; I always knew I'd get a zillion rejection slips. I figured I'd wr...”
“Have you lost your teeny tiny mind, you too-tall, too-skinny, too-crazy jerk?”“Oh, look who’s talking, Miss Let’s Blunder Around the Time Stream and Hang the Consequences! Thanks to you, we’ve got ...”