161 quotes found
“Where there is a smoke, there is an ecologist.”
“Water flows, but never changes. It's always H2O.”
“When stupidity knocks at the door, it is stupidity that opens it.”
“I have nothing to lose. I keep all my valuables in a safe.”
“My affection for you is not my problem.”
“Stop the poverty! Where do they think they are going?!”
“To err is human. To count other people's errors is humane”
“I don't represent anyone's opinion. Not even my own. I'm neutral.”
“There are 31.536.000 seconds in a year. I am counting down every second.”
“Good morning, nightmare!”
“Give a man a finger, he’ll put a wedding ring on it!”
“When you are a child at home alone, you’re afraid someone might come; when you are old and at home alone, you’re afraid no one will come.”
“I would die for you, my love—in old age.”
“It’s easy to count other people’s mistakes. Make your own if you can.”
“You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you’re smart, you’ll end up as a comedian. If you’re not, you’ll end up as a clown.”
“The wind is blowing. Don’t bend if you want to please him.”
“Men can go to hell! I’ll meet them there.”
“Sheep don’t need the shepherd to be what they are. The shepherd needs sheep to be what he is.”
“To many people chess is an extreme sport. It requires a lot of thinking.”
“While the truth is putting on its shoes, the lie becomes a champion of a long-distance running.”
