Quotes by Lily Tomlin

“Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.”

“Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.”

“Remember we're all in this alone.”

“For fast-acting relief try slowing down.”

“I have always wanted to be somebody but I see now I should have been more specific.”

“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.”

“We're all in this together - by ourselves.”

“If love is the answer could you please rephrase the question?”

“If love is the answer could you rephrase the question?”

“Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?”

“For fast-acting relief try slowing down.”

“We're all in this together ... alone.”

“There will be sex after death we just won't be able to feel it.”

“Why is it when we talk to God we are said to be praying and when God talks to us we're said to be schizophrenic?”

“I've always wanted to be somebody but I see now I should have been more specific.”

“If I had known what it would be like to have it all I might have been willing to settle for less.”

“Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?”

“I have always wanted to be somebody but I see now I should have been more specific.”

“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.”

“If love is the answer could you please rephrase the question?”