Quotes by Karen Marie Moning

“How dare the embodiment of her worst nightmare come packaged as her hottest fantasy?”

“I dont know where dreams come from. Sometimes I wonder if theyre genetic memories, or messages from something divine. Warnings perhaps. Maybe we do come with an instruction booklet but were too den...”

“There are only two things to worry about in life: either youre free or youre not. If youre free, theres nothing to worry about. If youre not, you kick the shit out of everything around you until yo...”

“I must be dreaming. Bring that sweet ass over here and I'll show you what God made women and well-hung Scotsmen for.”

“If I entered a tropical beach, would I end up in Nazi Germany with my highly inconvenient black hair?”

“His coworker was velvety-skinned, a sexy boy-on-the-cusp-of man.”

“I said breathe. Not do a fish-out of-water imitation.”

“Sighing dismally, she acknowledged that some things just weren't humanly possible - not even Martha Stewart could fold fitted sheets.”

“You cant give somebody faith. They either got it or they dont.”

“I can't find a man I want, and I'm beginning to think the problem is me. Maybe I expect too much. Maybe I'm holding out for something that doesn't even exist." She'd voiced her secret fear. Maybe g...”

“I would wear pink because I knew my future was anything but rosy. I would accessorize myself to the hilt, and I would wear flirty shoes because my world needed more beauty to counter all the ugline...”

“It's funny how, when things seem the darkest, moments of beauty present themselves in the most unexpected places.”

“Attitude shapes reality.”

“I return my attention to the situation at hand and realize Realitythe impatient bitchhas made my decision for me. She does that a lot. You get busy planning your life, then it has the nerve to just...”

“Failure is always new information, and those who are willing to suffer it repeatedly make it a stepping-stone to success.”

“I like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often.”

“Sex either blows your fucking mind, or its not good enough.”

“Driving a hot car is a lot like sex to me, or a lot like I keep thinking sex should be: A total body experience, overwhelming, to all the senses, taking you places you've never been, packing a punc...”

“The man kisses me and I just hop right on him like he's the hottest new ride at Disneyland.”

“As he fills me, I wonder ifin the same way that sex makes its own unique perfumewe dont really make love. As in create, manufacture, evoke an independent element in the air around us, and if enough...”