“Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.”

“A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.”

“Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.”

“Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.”

“Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'”

“If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.”

“Rich people do not work for money, they are doing what they like to do”

“Why do we need money beyond a point? If we are free of ill health, enmity, and debt, is that not enough? Too much money only leads to less peace.”

“Nine out of ten significant people have to do with money or war!”