“I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.”

“It pays to get drunk with the best people.”

“I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.”

“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.”

“The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.”

“There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.”

“Rich people do not work for money, they are doing what they like to do”

“Why do we need money beyond a point? If we are free of ill health, enmity, and debt, is that not enough? Too much money only leads to less peace.”

“Nine out of ten significant people have to do with money or war!”