Quotes by Jim Butcher

“You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.”

“Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!”

“Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?”

“I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' hearts.”

“She frowned at me. "You need some rest. You look like hell. And you're obviously tired enough to have gotten the giggles."Wizards don't giggle," I said, hardly able to speak. "This is cackling.”

“Ive had a tense couple of days. And Ive got to tell you, burning someones face off sounds like a great way to relax.”

“I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.”

“Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells.”

“I let out a battle cry. Sure, a lot of people might have mistaken it for a sudden yelp of unmanly fear, but trust me. It was a battle cry.”

“Harry," Bob drawled, his eye lights flickering smugly, "what you know about women, I could juggle.”

“It came charging toward me, several hundred pounds of angry-looking monster, and I did the only thing any reasonable wizard could have done.I turned around and ran like hell.”

“How long have you been a Wiccan?''A what?''A pagan. A witch.''I'm not a witch,' I said, glancing out the door. 'I'm a wizard.'Sanya frowned. 'What is the difference?''Wizard has a Z'He looked at me...”

“You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!”

“Murphy hung up and I said, to the still-open line, "Hey, if you've got someone watching my place, could you call the cops if anyone tries to steal my Star Wars poster? It's an original."Then I vind...”

“If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style.”

“In the action business, when you don't want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it 'taking cover.' It's more heroic.”

“Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don't-even-blink wench.”

“I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits.”

“Hell's bells, irony blows.”

“I'm so pretty, it's hard for me to think of myself as intelligent.”