Hell's bells, irony blows.
Jim Butcher, Blood Rites.
“Jobs are a part of life. Maybe you've heard of the concept. It's called work? See, what happens is that you suffer through doing annoying and humiliating things until you get paid not enough money....”
“Love is another kind of power, which shouldn't surprise you. Magic comes from emotions, among other things. And when two people are together, in that intimacy, when they really, selflessly love eac...”
“You can have everything in the world, but if you don't have love, none of it means crap," he said promptly. "Love is patient. Love is kind. Love always forgives, trusts, supports, and endures. Love...”
“Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.”
“Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells.”
“- Did you really save the world ?...- Mostly I was saving my own ass. Just happend that the world was in the same spot.”
“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”
“I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain.”
“If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.”
“Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.”
“The sense of tragedy - according to Aristotle - comes, ironically enough, not from the protagonist's weak points but from his good qualities. Do you know what I'm getting at? People are drawn deepe...”
“The irony of life is that those who wear masks often tell us more truths than those with open faces.”