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“If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth”
“Rhiannon's Law #16: If it looks like a rabbit, and it hops like a rabbit, run the other way and fast. That shit is liable to tear you arm off.”
“Well, well, well. Tickle my Elmo ass silly. I was sitting across from a person who enjoyed talking to dead people, and if they wouldnt talk, then by God, hed just wake their corpses up instead. Nex...”
“Have you always been so refined? Your attitude and that mouth. He sucked air through his teeth and grimaced. Do you kiss your Mother with it?I answered like the smart ass he knew I was. I did befor...”
“Have you always been so refined? Your attitude and that mouth.” He sucked air through his teeth and grimaced. “Do you kiss your Mother with it?”I answered like the smart ass he knew I was. “I did b...”
