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“Ranger locked eyes with me. "Please," he said.Tank and Hal were goggle-eyed. They weren't used to "please." I wasn't used to it either. But I liked it. Okay," I said. "Be careful. He's insane.”
“If I gave you a pity position it wouldn't be in my office.”
“He [Ranger] peeled my [Stephanie] clothes off and wrangled me into bed. And then suddenly he was inside me. He once told me that time spent with him would ruin me for all other men. When he said it...”
“Don't try to fix me, I'm not broken...”
“Just tell him to keep his hands to himself and his python in his pants.”
“I'd spent a night with Ranger a while ago, and I knew what happened when he was encouraged. Ranger knew how to make a woman want him. Ranger was magic.”
“There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”
“Excuse me?" I said, palms down on the Formica tabletop. "Coffee? I thought we came here for pie." "I don't eat the kind of pie they serve here." I felt a flash of heat go through my stomach. I knew...”
“I was born into this torrid world a degenerate, eternally condemned a vessel of belligerency, destined to one day end. But despite my mortal disposition, I possess my voice. I have that which is gi...”
“He threw me off the building into the abyss with his words. Oh, the ocean was so deep, but his words were so shallow!”
“Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head." Eddie DeChooch”
“The majority of people I've come across in life have treated me unfairly. I'd be a liar if I said it didn't hurt; I have this deep wound in my soul I feel all the time, but I still choose to love d...”
“We suck the pain from each other's lips until everything just blurs away”
“Progress is like wheels that never stop”
“Nice dress. Take it off.”
“Chocolate is God's apology for brocolli”
“There's a problem with marrying up. You always worry that someday they'll see through you and leave. Or, worse yet, someone better will come along and take her. In my case, it wasn't someone. And i...”
“Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.”
“I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. ”
“She'll be back," Ranger said. "But not tonight."[Stephanie] "How'd you get her to leave?""Told her I was gonna spend the next twelve hours ruining you for all other men, and so she might as well go...”
