7 quotes found
“My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco,”
“I don't need handcuffs to enslave a woman." -Ranger to Stephanie”
“Calories dont count if theyre connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.”
“He [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were standing there, watching us."I'm not sure I feel comfortable about the way your ...”
“He [Ranger] peeled my [Stephanie] clothes off and wrangled me into bed. And then suddenly he was inside me. He once told me that time spent with him would ruin me for all other men. When he said it...”
“I failed math twice, never fully grasping probability theory. I mean, first off, who cares if you pick a black ball or a white ball out of the bag? And second, if youre bent over about the color, d...”
“Tastykakes are just another of the many advantages of living in Jersey. Theyre made in Philly and shipped to Trenton in all their fresh squishiness. I read once that 439,000 Butterscotch Krimpets a...”
