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“But unlike you," said Jace, "there is nothing of hell in us.""You are mortal; you age; you die," the Queen said dismissively. "If that is not hell, pray tell me, what is?”
“I've got a stele we can use. Who wants to do me?""A regrettable choice of words," muttered Magnus.”
“Clary- "How to Come Out to Your Parents," she read out loud. "LUKE. Don't be ridiculous. Simon's not gay, he's a vampire.”
“And what about us? Do you want a vampire boyfriend?" He laughed bitterly. "Because I forsee many romantic picnics in our future. You, drinking a virgin pia colada. Me, drinking the blood of a virgin.”
“We're not dating," Alec said again."Oh?" Magnus said. "So you're just that friendly with everybody, is that it?”
“You are mortal. You age, you die. If that is not hell, pray tell me, what is?”
“That seems like stealing, doesn't it?" Simon pulled a cup toward him. He drew the lid back. "Ooh. Mochaccino." He looked at Magnus. "Did you pay for these?""Sure," said Magnus, while Jace and Alec ...”
“We had and incident. I took care of it.""Really." Jace's voice dripped sarcasm. "Do you even know how to use that knife, Clarissa? Without poking a hole in yourself or any innocent bystanders?”
“A pair of werewolves occupied another booth. They were eating raw shanks of lamb and arguing about who would win in a fight: Dumbledore from Harry Potter books or Magnus Bane."Dumbledore would tota...”
“You just like me because Im safe. Theres no risk. And then you never have to try to have a real relationship, because you can use me as an excuse.”
“The Chairman likes you.Is that good?I never date anyone my cat doesnt like, Magnus said easily, and stood up.”
“Isabelle," she said, lightening her tone with an obvious effort, "your loyalty to your friend is understandable --""He's not my friend." Isabelle looked over at Jace, who was staring at her in a so...”
“Perhaps there isnt anything Alec is afraid of.Magnus glanced at Alec and raised his eyebrows. Boo, he said.Jace was grinning. Come on, surely youve got a phobia or two. What scares you?Alec thought...”
“Isabelle rolled her eyes. "Oh, for the Angel's sake. Look, if there's no other way of getting out of this, I'll kiss Simon. I've done it before, it wasn't that bad.""Thanks," said Simon. "That's ve...”
“Actually," said Jace, "I prefer to think that I'm a liar in a way that's uniquely my own.”
