217 quotes found
Author · American
American author
“Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.”
“You possess other people's...bodies."He accepted that statement with a nod."Do you want to possess my body?""I want to do a lot of things to your body, but that's not one of them.”
“Fine! I'll throw on some clothes. Turn around. I'm in my pj's""I'm a guy. That's like asking a kid not to glance at the candy counter.”
“Don't blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there's this new club called civilization and you guys should join.”
“I called Vee."How are you doing?" I asked."Good. How are you?""Good."Silence."Okay," Vee said in a rush, "I am still totally freaked out. You?""Totally.”
“Tacos.""Tacos?" I echoed.This seemed to amuse him. "Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese.""I know what a taco is!”
“Go ahead. You're not going to walk in on anyone. I'm home alone.""The whole night?"Immediately, I realized it might not have been the smartest thing to say. "Dorothea will be coming soon." That was...”
“What does hmm have to do with anything? Could you ever use more than five words? All this grunting and minced words make you come acrossprimal.His smile tipped higher. Primal.Youre impossible.Me Je...”
“You don't happen to have a thousand dollars I can borrow?" "I don't have five you can borrow. My piggy bank is officialy anorexic.”
“Do you sleep naked?”
“Just because I've gone and snagged myself a hot boyfriend doesn't mean I'm going to leave my bestfriend high and dry.”
“What was up with class today? It was watered-down porn. He practically had you and Patch on top of your lab table, horizontal, minus your clothes, doing the Big Deed.”
“Holy freak show!”
“Nothing makes me happy quite like a boatload of freshly fried fast food, smothered in good old MSG.”
“But strength doesnt always mean brute force. You dont have to kick ass to be a fighter. Violence doesnt equal strength.”
“Since the dawn of time, women have been attracted to mates with strong survival skillslike intelligence and physical prowessbecause men with these qualities are more likely to bring home dinner at ...”
“Dont start. I saw Marcie climb inside your Jeep.She needed a ride.I adopted a hands-on-hips pose. What kind of ride?Not that kind of ride, he said slowly.”
“Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios?”
“Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat.”
“I stared at the phone in disbelief, then ripped a clean sheet of paper from my notebook. I scribbled ' Jerk ' on the first line. On the line beneath it I added, ' Smokes cigars. Will die of lung ca...”
