401 quotes found
“Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.”
“Speaking of my things, you weren't actually using that darling little study were you?" sheasked sweetly.Her mate's eyes narrowed. "Why?""Because I am commandeering it for my closet.""Closet? My stu...”
“I will continue to write moral stories in rhymed couplets. But I should be thrice a fool if I did it for aught but my own entertainment.”
“...our witness, one Edward Littleton, was as gay as Elton John's handbag.”
“Breckin shrugs. Im new here. And if you havent deducted from my impeccable fashion sense, I think its safe to say that Im he leans forward and cups his hand to his mouth in secrecy. Mormon, he whis...”
“I don't suppose I can wear the flamingo tie," he said as he pulled on black socks. "It's a bit festive, given the occasion," I responded. "Can't wear it to the opera," said the Colonel, almost smil...”
“High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.”
“Oliver liked to play the part of disaffected youth, but he liked shopping in SoHo even more.”
“You make all the fashion statements just by dressing up your mind.”
“When does a fake Mohawk become a real Mohawk? Who decides? How do you know if it's happened?”
“[Looking like a straight girl] means wearing clothes that seek and destroy comfort. These are garments designed by gay men to attract heterosexual men. The straight girl is simply the hanger for an...”
“Vain trifles as they seem, clothes have, they say, more important offices than to merely keep us warm. They change our view of the world and the world's view of us.”
“The most important thing to wear is a smile.”
“There's more to clothing than just adornment. It does more than merely change how the world perceives us. It changes how we perceive ourselves.”
“The only way to atone for being occasionally a little over-dressed is by being always absolutely over-educated.”
“Buy less, choose well & do it yourself!”
“What do you want?" Sophronia was moved to exasperation."Me? Stockings and breeches to come back in fashion. I do miss seeing a man's calves.”
“I'm so not interesting in having to try and make something out of foil."What, you didn't like the poncho with wraparound leggings?"It was beyond hideou- wait a minute. You watch that show?"My mom l...”
“And once we reach the city, my stylist will dictate my look for the opening ceremonies tonight anyway. I just hope I get one who doesn't think nudity is the last word in fashion.”
“There will be days that you dont want to dress up and if you have some decent looking athletic wear, you can give the illusion that youve just been working out, as opposed to giving up on life.”
