402 quotes found
“I have a theory that you get the right dog, the dog you need, for a particular stage in your life.”
“A gunshot is the loudest sound in the universe. Especially if the bullet is coming at you.”
“The big one was at least cute, and as annoying as she was, you couldn't get mad at a golden retriever.”
“I've always had this feeling," Henry says, "that all dogs are really therapy dogs.”
“Anyone out without the excuse of a dog should be handcuffed and searched for loneliness.”
“I don't belong to the masses, I've been against the masses all my life, and I'm not in favour of dogs.”
“I like being on my own. I mean, I'm sure a Packs best for some dogs, but I've walked alone since I left my Pup Pack. I can look after myself.”
“I liked the idea of adopting a dog that was beyond the puppy stage, a dog with an unknown span of life under his belt. It seemed only fair; he didn't know what he was getting into with me either.”
“You're here. I'm here. I love you. I'm gonna pee all over the floor about it.”
“Dogs are often happier than men simply because the simplest things are the greatest things for them!”
“If I had a bad day, which, now that I ran my own life, was a helluva lot less than the old days, I sat on the floor with Houdini, placed a hand on his broad head, and soaked up endless doggy wonder...”
“Television wasn't getting rid of animals, but they were no longer cast as creatures that were omniscient and heroic. They were talking horses like Mr Ed or an absurdist pig like Arnold Ziffle...Jus...”
“Ideologies, like dogs, remain just outside the hermits door.”
“If there is a place in heaven for Labrador Retrievers (and I trust there is or I won't go) it'll have to have a brook right smack in the middle - a brook with little thin shoals for wading and spla...”
“Dogs are happy with few things because they have already observed man who is unhappy with many things!”
“For people with patience, time with a dog is a little slice of heaven.”
“Dont get me wrong. I like dogs. I love them, in fact. Its their human counterparts I could sometimes do without.”
“A dog could see your heart in your eyes, Budress told him, and dogs were drawn to our hearts.”
“We don't need geography , dogs are our world”
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives filled”
